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IFYOUPLEASE

IFYOUDON'TPLEASE.

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

(via funkies)

beyoncearthistory:

Gustave Courbet, “The Stonebreakers” / Beyonce, “Upgrade U”
Credit: Satire V

Haaaaa

beyoncearthistory:

Gustave Courbet, “The Stonebreakers” / Beyonce, “Upgrade U”

Credit: Satire V

Haaaaa

condorn:

I love when people shut the fuck up

(Source: condom, via lilnympho)